Sci fi series: Evil Portent

Hello! If you like mystery/thrillers with a dash of the supernatural, a pinch of romance, and a solid dollop of humour, then you'll love this fascinating series. On Wednesdays and Sundays, I’m blogging nibble-sized chunks of new ‘Life in the Clouds’ stories. 

​Life in the Clouds #4: Evil Portent ® James Field.
Previously from posts 32 - 35…

“Hey!” shouted Bert. He grabbed a fist-sized boulder and hurled it at the Guardian. It struck him in the chest with enough force to make him lose balance and step back. The Alien father squirmed to his feet and darted off down the hill.
 
Fury blazed in the Guardian’s black eyes. He charged at Bert, outstretched arms clawing for Bert's face. Although Bert was shorter than the Guardian, he reckoned he was heavier and stronger. Every day, sometimes twice a day, he wrestled and boxed with his best mate, Alf. Alf was England’s undisputed bare-fist street fighter champion. Rough stuff was an everyday part of Bert’s life, and he knew many tricks.
 
Bert bent his knees slightly and balanced his body. He waited unmoving until the Guardian's claws were an inch from his nose. Then, in one smooth movement, he stepped aside, tripped him, and helped him on his flight by tugging an arm and kicking his backside.
 
The Guardian’s head struck a tree trunk with a sickening crunch. Bert wasn’t sure if he was dead or unconscious, and he didn’t hang around to find out. Without a backward glance, he took off after the alien father.
*
“You’re alive!” said the alien father as Bert burst into his house. He sat on a stool, head in hands, and genuine surprise in his voice. “What happened?”
 
“You should have stuck around instead of running off. Then you wouldn’t need to ask.”
 
The Alien Father let his head fall back into his palms. “It’s my natural instincts. If I were big and strong like you I might have stayed, but measly and timid as I am, I fled.”
 
Bert crawled across the floor on hands and knees, pivoted to sit beside the Alien Father, and reached his arm behind the midget's narrow back. “Can’t blame you. I nearly did a runner myself.”
 
The Alien Father sighed and glanced at Bert with a twitch of a smile. “You saved my life.”
 
“Yes, well, the Guardian didn’t put up much of a fight. I came on down right after you and I ain’t sure whether he’s dead or alive.”
 
The alien father shrunk in terror. “We should never have gone. They’ll come looking for you and kill us all.”
 
“Yeah, that’s what I dejuiced.” Bert frowned. The Guardian he’d fought was a caretaker. If the creature lived and returned to the citadel, how soon would he raise the alarm and mobilize a squad of Guardians? If dead, when would his comrades miss him? The Guardians who came for Bert would be warriors: bigger, stronger, fiercer, and armed with ray guns. He doubted there was time to prepare a defence, and apart from his knife, he had no weapon. He didn’t stand a chance.
 
His mind whirled. What should he do? Stay or return to Earth? He had little choice. He couldn’t return to Earth because he couldn't work the Doodad. So he’d stick around and fight to the death, taking a few Guardians with him.
 
His thoughts went to his beloved Olive, who he’d never see again, and his best friend Alf, and his two Chums, the Alsatians, and his horse, Bigfoot. Bye-bye, buddies.
 
But then again, staying to fight was a stupid idea. The Guardians would kill them all, no doubt. He couldn’t win a war by himself, he needed help, and that he’d find at The Stables on Earth.
 
“You, Alien Father,” said Bert, licking his lips with cautious hope. “We can’t sit here and wait for the Guardians to slaughter us. Let’s get the Doodad working and pop back to my planet for help.”
 
“I don’t believe you’d come back.”
 
“Come with me then. I’ll round up me mates and a crate of dynamite and we’ll be back in a jiffy. If we’re quick enough, we’ll blow the whole citadel to smithereens.”
 
“But suppose we’re not quick enough and they destroy my village and then follow us to your planet?”
 
“All the more reason to hurry. Maybe the Guardian's caretaker was alone, the rest coming and going on their flying mopeds. It might give us a time. Stop dilly-dallying and let’s go.”
 
The Alien Father inhaled deeply through the nose and then breathed out through the mouth. “If I were brave and strong like you, I’d help you against the Guardians.” He clenched his little fists, bounced to his feet, and spread his legs. “I’d pound them into mush.”
 
“Yeah, I reckon you would,” said Bert. He sniffed. “The way I see it, you’re so puny because of all that rubbish you eat.”
 
The Alien Father’s display of bravery vanished as quickly as it came, and he slumped. “It’s our staple diet. It's all we have.”
 
Bert wiggled his eyebrows and gave the Alien Father a friendly nudge, almost knocking him over. “Where I come from, there’s a man named Popeye who grows super strong when he eats spinach.”
 
“What breed of meat is spinach?”
 
“It’s a vegetable, dark-green and leafy. It tastes almost as disgusting as your bamboo shoots. You’ll love it. If you come back to my place, I’ll fix a feast guaranteed to make you tough and strong.”
 
“Without meat?”
 
“I promise.”
 
“What’s in it then?”
 
“Energy protein powder, which is made from soybeans, peas, potatoes and vegetables like that. I’ll add some spinach and mix it all into a porridge with a liquid called vodka. It’ll put hairs on your chest.”
 
“Are you sure?”
 
“Positive. Hurry, we ain’t got much time.”
 
The Alien Father’s hands balled into fists again. “Alright, let’s do it.”
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​Part 36:
In this post: Wimps and heroes… 

​The Alien Father narrowed his eyes and squinted at Bert. “So you have it. Where have you concealed it?”
 
“You’re sitting on it.”
 
Keeping one eye on Bert, the alien father peeked under his cane chair and found it tied beneath with pieces of bamboo ribbon. He eased it out, kissed it, and gave Bert a slow smile. “Let’s take it outside.”
 
“Where is everyone?” asked Bert. The village seemed deserted.
 
“When I told them what we’d done, they rushed off back to the temple.”
 
“Why didn’t you go with them?”
 
The Alien father sniffed and wiped at his nose. “They hate me for what we did. They don’t think I’m a hero at all. The Elder said I must sacrifice my life and hope the Guardians will settle for that.”
 
“Ignore them,” said Bert, desperate to leave for Earth. “They're a load of wimps. We’ll show them heroes. Get the Doodad working.”
 
“Let’s hope you didn’t break it. Are you ready?”
 
“Yeah.” Bert watched intently, keen to learn how to turn it on.
 
“Place it on the ground,” said the alien father. “This side up is off.” He then turned it onto its other side. “And this side up is on.”
 
Immediately, a shimmering haze formed above the gadget, hissing like a snake. In a few seconds, the tunnel’s gaping mouth opened, all set to swallow them.
 
“Was it really that simple?” said Bert, scratching his bald head.
 
“Yes.”
 
“Then let’s go.”
 
To be continued…

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