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6/6/2020

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Enchanter on the Roof ® James Field. Part 15

When Bert had seen Olive cavorting with Dick Charmer on the dance floor, his stomach had tightened into a knot. The flashing disco lights jangled his nerves and triggered his jealousy to boiling point. Without thinking, he gobbled a king-size bag of peanuts in only a few chews, bulging eyes glowering at his fiancé.

He stood by the bar, uncertain whether to pound Dick Charmer to a pulp or leave Ye Olde Inn to calm down and clear his thoughts. The onset of a smart murder plan was brewing at the back of his mind and fresh air would help him perfect it.

Of the two choices, finishing him off on the disco floor was most enticing. One solid thump on the top of his head would cave his skull in and pop every joint in his neck and backbone. He took a step forward, right fist clenched like a mallet, but just then Chief Inspector Dobbs took control and stopped the music.

Bert also stopped. Might be stupid to kill him right in front of the police.

But then Olive kissed Dick Charmer with unabashed passion, in view of everyone, and when Bert saw she had removed her engagement ring, he almost coughed his peanuts back up.

The ring, a mixture of white and yellow gold, and a centre diamond surrounded by a cluster of smaller diamonds had cost him a whole month's pay.

A liquid blackness oozed from his heart and smothered any doubt left in his feverish mind: Dick Charmer must die. Not here in the presence of police and witnesses. Not with a sharp and painless thump on his bonce. Oh, no, he had a plan, and Dick Charmer was about to wish he'd never been born.

To be continued…

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2/6/2020

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Enchanter on the Roof ® James Field. Part 14

Dick Charmer tossed his hair back and patted Chief Inspector Dobbs on the shoulder. “Thanks for the compliment, Dobby." He poked a playful finger into the inspector's potbelly. "If you’re done with me I’d like to return to the dancing.”

“Get your hands off me and promise you’ll behave yourself.”

“If you say so.”

“Good.” Chief Inspector Dobbs resisted the temptation to punch him on the nose and shifted his attention to Olive. She’d finished dabbing at her face with a powder puff and was applying a thick layer of bright red lipstick. “Olive?”

She smacked her lips and gave one last check in her vanity mirror. “You want me to promise too?”

“That or leave.”

She did a little curtsy, turned to Dick Charmer, and placed her hand on his chest. “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you, lover boy. Am I too hot for you?”

“No, I…”

Olive grabbed his neck and smothered him in kisses, leaving fluorescent lipstick smeared all over his face. “Sorry,” she said, shoving him away, “but you’re too juvenile for me.” She winked at Chief Inspector Dobbs and blew him a kiss. “I’m going and I shan’t trouble the little darling again.”

The inspector watched as she waggled across the room, past the bar where the men sneaked a peek at her rump, and swish out through the door. She’s a troublemaker, thought Dobbs. I don’t like her sort. Her sort are always tangled in intrigue and carnage.

To be continued…

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