THE CLOUDS COMMITTEE
​Four wildly unqualified agony aunts and uncles.
Advice dispensed with confidence.
Results not guaranteed.

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Who are the Clouds Committee?
The Clouds Committee meet regularly in the Studio at the Cloud Mansion to discuss life’s problems — large, small, emotional, practical, and occasionally supernatural.

• They are not trained.
• They are not impartial.
• They are very sure of themselves.
• Their advice is well-meant, confidently delivered, and almost always makes things worse.
• Tea is provided. Cakes are encouraged. Boundaries are optional.

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Have a problem you probably shouldn’t ask strangers about?
​The Clouds Committee would like a word.

​If you’re struggling with love, family, neighbours, ghosts, pets, technology, or your own poor decisions, you’re very welcome to write in.

Send your problem to:
[email protected]

​Short or long. Serious or silly.
Names and details can be changed.

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Latest Session

• Is Love Life… or Is It a Sentence?
  A quiet evening turns philosophical when poetry enters the Studio — with mixed results.
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Previous Sessions

• My Wife Loves the Cats More Than Me
  A man buried under felines seeks help.
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• How Do I Treat a Son-in-Law Who Has No Respect for Me?
  Family tensions, poetry, and pies.
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• I Don’t Feel Good About Myself
  Confidence advice that backfires badly.
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• Why Form a Committee?
  A stormy evening leads to a terrible idea.
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​A small note
The Clouds Committee is a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to real advice is entirely coincidental.